The brokerage that never calls you.
Launch a coin paired with a tokenized small-cap stock. The old boiler rooms made their money pushing tiny companies on people who couldn't see the risk. This one prints every trick they used on the order ticket — as a rule against it.
What they told you. What we print.
Every boiler room ran on a script. Here is the script, on the pink copy, and what this pad does instead, on the white one.
Pink copy · the old script
This little company is about to explode.
You have to get in before the close.
I only make money when you make money.
The insiders are buying, trust me.
Tiny float, huge upside. It can only go one way.
White copy · the house rule
Fill out a ticket
Type the stock you want to pair with and how deep its tokenized market is on-chain. The desk works out the ceiling and either approves the ticket or rejects it. Nothing here is wired to real market data — you type the numbers in, and the stamp says DEMO.
The ceiling is the whole point. A curve that can only ever hold 2% of a stock's on-chain liquidity can't be used to push that stock around — however loud the coin gets.
Four cards on the Rolodex
The ceiling
A curve can never grow past 2% of the paired stock token's on-chain liquidity. Graduation is capped at the same number. The coin can moon; the stock won't notice.
Zero commission
No referral share, no affiliate link, no bounty per buyer. The boiler room ran on commission, so this pad simply doesn't pay one.
Insiders on the record
The creator's wallet and every wallet holding coins before launch are published. Creator coins are locked for 90 days and can't be moved early.
No insiders at all
Employees, anyone with 1%+ of the company, and anyone paid by it can't launch on its stock. You declare it on the ticket, in writing, on-chain.
The part they left off the call
Same type size as everything above it. Small caps are where the old abuses lived, so this list is longer than on any pad we've built.
Small caps are thin
That is the definition. A ceiling limits what the curve can do to the stock; it can't stop anyone buying the stock elsewhere, and it can't make a thin market deep.
A checkbox can be lied on
The insider declaration is only as honest as the person ticking it. It is public and on-chain, which makes lying provable later — not impossible now.
Promotion happens off-site
Zero commission removes the incentive we control. It can't stop someone shilling a coin in a group chat, and we can't police what we can't see.
Tokenized small caps barely exist
Most tokenized stocks today are large companies. A small cap only becomes pairable when a real tokenized counterpart with real liquidity exists — and very few do.
Two exposures, one position
Your result in dollars is the coin's ratio against the stock times what the stock did. Small caps move violently; so will your position.
Issuers, hours, and zero
A tokenized stock is a claim on its issuer, the stock keeps exchange hours while the coin trades all weekend, and most launched coins go to zero regardless.
Is anyone at the desk?
The phones are unplugged.
There is no program, no token and no list of pairable stocks yet. The order desk runs on numbers you type in yourself, and every ticket it stamps says DEMO.
And the rule that matters most, before anything ships: nobody from this project will ever call you, DM you or offer you an allocation. The only account is @coldcall_stocks — anyone else is not us.